First, I want to start off by thanking every single one of you who has helped make this blog go viral. The stats right now say that I’m getting about 4,000 individual views a day and for the several days after the Zombie Photo post went live we were getting roughly 4,000 individual views an HOUR.
So in the misquoted words of Sally Field, “YOU LIKE ME. YOU REALLY LIKE ME.”

–Sally Field Werq’n It–
Second, I’ve been getting an unusually high number of friend requests on my private Facebook from people I don’t know – specifically from the 40-55 female demographic which makes me channel my inner Leon Phelps every time I log in.
“Ooooooh. It’s a lady.”
My friend even made the comment to me at work, “my mom has tried to friend you twice and you keep rejecting her.” Aside from my inner 14 year old (if you haven’t noticed I have lots of inner-personalities) being able to say “I totally Facebooked your mom last night” I typically don’t add people I don’t know (Note: Anderson Cooper, if you are reading this, I promise to accept your friend request).
To resolve this issue my friend suggested posting a “best of” photo essay rather the reject the love of a hundred of CAT ladies FINE ladies.
^This could be us when you subscribe to me!
I now present to you “A Blatant Plea to Bravo For a Reality TV Show” the best things on Facebook.
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This update references this status from earlier:








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