Located in the ever-so-exciting Kansas City, this blog is dedicated to showing just how fun a truly Modern Family can end up being (granted we are wanting New Normal territory now but more on that later). My husband and I were married in Iowa, we have three wonderful children ranging from 8th grade to 5th grade and a straight guy from my work that rents our basement. Oh yeah, I almost forgot, we own a fox terrier and one-eyed chihuahua which are constantly bickering like two hobos over a cheese burger.
I’m a busy person… or that may just be ADHD. I’m a marketing consultant during the day and child chauffeur by night. Three kids. 50000 activities. I’m also recovering from the MBA program I just finished. You don’t realize how much free time you have until you lose it. So now I fill that time with what I call MerLowes. A wonderful glass of wine and a home hobby, usually ending with Ken finishing the project as I tell him “you missed a spot.”
I know what you are thinking, “Does that guy ever sleep?” The answer is no. Thank god for the meth, amirite? I keed, I keed.
This Blog is Dedicated To:
M, T, & H
Without these kids these blog posts could not be written.
Ken, partner, love of my life.
Thank you for breeding with a woman.
Aaron Simon, friend, Gay-extraordinaire
Thank you for motivating me to write a blog based on my Twitter.
Mouton Caddet Red Wine
“All the best writers write under the influence,” Evan slurred as he took another sip.